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美联英语怎么样:趣味英语打油诗—WOMEN(英文)

2015-02-05 15:24   类别:词汇   来源:   责编:Dong

本期美联英语给大家带来味英语打油诗—WOMEN,欢迎阅读!

趣味英语打油诗——WOMEN

  by Marvin Yip.

  If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman

  If you don"t, you are not a man

  If you praise her, she thinks you are lying

  If you don"t, you are good for nothing

  If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing

  If you don"t, you are not understanding

  If you make romance, you are an "experienced man"

  If you don"t you are half a man

  If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring

  If you don"t, she accuses you of double crossing

  If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy

  If you don"t, you are a dull boy

  If you are jealous, she says it"s bad

  If you don"t , she thinks you do not love her

  If you attempt a romance, she says you didn"t respect her

  If you don"t, she thinks you do not like her

  If you are a minute late, she complains it"s hard to wait

  If she is late, she says that"s a girl"s way

  If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel

  If she is visited by another, "oh it"s natural, we are girls"

  If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold

  If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage

  If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics

  If you do, she thinks it"s just one of the man"s tactics

  If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting

  If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring

  If you talk, she wants you to listen

  If you listen, she wants you to talk

  Oh God! you created those creature called "WOMAN"

  So simple, yet so complex

  So weak, yet so powerful

  So confusing, yet so desirable

  "O LORD, tell me what to do. AMEN"

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